Retired & Relaxed Co
Come To Where The Relaxation Is T-Shirt
Come To Where The Relaxation Is T-Shirt
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Kick off your boots and settle into the good life. Inspired by the iconic Marlboro Man ads of the 50s–60s, this parody tee swaps out the rugged cowboy for a relaxed retiree in a lawn chair. With bold vintage design and a timeless slogan — “Come to where the relaxation is.” — this shirt is perfect for anyone ready to trade the hustle for hammock time.
Details:
100% cotton for all-day comfort
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Medium weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn, tubular fabric design
Taped neck and shoulders for lasting structure
Double-stitched sleeves and hem for durability
Responsibly sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico
Please note:
White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
Natural color may include subtle speckling for a unique, vintage look
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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